Anne and I just decorated our graduation caps and I’m so pleased with mine.
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That is to say, sub-tl (subtle) meaning reblogs and 'zephyr' meaning I'm just a breeze that disseminates tumblr posts; Subtl(e) Zephyr. I'm on Twitter @RadnusJ
May 20, 2013
March 1, 2012
| Woman: | Can I have birth control? |
| Government: | No. |
| Woman: | I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion? |
| Government: | No. |
| Woman: | I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it? |
| Government: | No. |
| Woman: | Well, why can't I have birth control? |
| Government: | Because. Sex isn't for recreation. |
| Woman: | It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways. |
| Government: | Too bad. |
| Man: | For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control? |
| Government: | Do you have a penis? |
| Man: | YES, YES I DO!! |
| Government: | WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!! |
| Government: | But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want. |
| Woman: | But- |
| Government: | Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy. |
February 8, 2012
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who actually play video games
| gamer girl: | omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee<3 lolz wait how do you even do this? oh no i think i just died lol cuteee. omgg im sooo sexy cuz i play video games that boyzzz lykee lolll im like the kewlestt gurl evaarrr |
| girls who play video games: | GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY GOD PEACH YOU WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. |
January 21, 2012
#1 rule that applies to THG fandom: you must reblog this when you see it.
(Source: m-tyrells, via johannapn7)
January 6, 2012
January 3, 2012
Reblog if your able to find something wrong in this sentence.
If you don’t reblog…
(Source: les-minx, via johannapn7)
December 31, 2011
Reblog if you’re part of The Hunger Games Fandom.
(Source: thehungergamesbucketlist, via johannapn7)
December 27, 2011
#occupywallstreet: kelsium: SOPA Emergency IP listanglophonic: Here’s how to access your...
Here’s how to access your favorite sites in the event of a DNS takedown
tumblr.com 174.121.194.34
wikipedia.org 208.80.152.201
# News
bbc.co.uk 212.58.241.131
aljazeera.com 198.78.201.252
# Social media
reddit.com 72.247.244.88
…
(Source: underwatermess)
December 24, 2011
December 18, 2011
life of a nerdette: So it's Twilight after all...
Just came online and checked on one of my posts from last night. MUST SAY I am thoroughly disappointed at all the hate one Gale Hawthorne is getting! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING! With this attitude we’ll have Twilight all other again: Team Gale vs Team Peeta! Yah, LOVE… NOT!!!
Let’s just clear up one…
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