Subtl Zephyr

May 20

clotpole-prince-arthur:

Anne and I just decorated our graduation caps and I’m so pleased with mine.

(via dobuto)

Mar 01

• Woman: Can I have birth control?
• Government: No.
• Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
• Government: No.
• Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
• Government: No.
• Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
• Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
• Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
• Government: Too bad.
• Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
• Government: Do you have a penis?
• Man: YES, YES I DO!!
• Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
• Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
• Woman: But-
• Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.

Feb 08

the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who actually play video games

• gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee<3 lolz wait how do you even do this? oh no i think i just died lol cuteee. omgg im sooo sexy cuz i play video games that boyzzz lykee lolll im like the kewlestt gurl evaarrr
• girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY GOD PEACH YOU WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS.

Jan 21

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Jan 06

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Jan 03

Reblog if your able to find something wrong in this sentence.

If you don’t reblog…

(Source: les-minx, via johannapn7)

Dec 31

Reblog if you’re part of The Hunger Games Fandom.

(Source: thehungergamesbucketlist, via johannapn7)

Dec 27

#occupywallstreet: kelsium: SOPA Emergency IP listanglophonic: Here’s how to access your... -

kelsium:

SOPA Emergency IP list

anglophonic:

Here’s how to access your favorite sites in the event of a DNS takedown

tumblr.com 174.121.194.34
wikipedia.org 208.80.152.201

# News
bbc.co.uk 212.58.241.131
aljazeera.com 198.78.201.252

# Social media
reddit.com 72.247.244.88
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(Source: underwatermess)

Dec 24

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Dec 18

life of a nerdette: So it's Twilight after all... -

maddcreativerockangel:

Just came online and checked on one of my posts from last night. MUST SAY I am thoroughly disappointed at all the hate one Gale Hawthorne is getting! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING! With this attitude we’ll have Twilight all other again: Team Gale vs Team Peeta! Yah, LOVE… NOT!!!

Let’s just clear up one…