That is to say, sub-tl (subtle) meaning reblogs and ‘zephyr’ meaning I’m just a breeze that disseminates tumblr posts; Subtl(e) Zephyr. I’m on Twitter @RadnusJTumblr (3.0; @edibletree)http://edibletree.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a966caedae4f3577f936d1ed51826873/tumblr_mmtqu1XdGh1r61kwlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://clotpole-prince-arthur.tumblr.com/post/50478950806/anne-and-i-just-decorated-our-graduation-caps-and">clotpole-prince-arthur</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Anne and I just decorated our graduation caps and I’m so pleased with mine.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/98ccae7a3b00571bef46c15a7ef5878d/tumblr_inline_mmtqtjH4QF1r2w0s8.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://edibletree.tumblr.com/post/50910630959http://edibletree.tumblr.com/post/50910630959Mon, 20 May 2013 11:19:11 -0400Woman: Can I have birth control?<br /> Government: No.<br /> Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?<br /> Government: No.<br /> Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?<br /> Government: No.<br /> Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?<br /> Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.<br /> Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.<br /> Government: Too bad.<br /> Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?<br /> Government: Do you have a penis?<br /> Man: YES, YES I DO!!<br /> Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!! <br /> Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.<br /> Woman: But-<br /> Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy. http://edibletree.tumblr.com/post/18572206521http://edibletree.tumblr.com/post/18572206521Thu, 01 Mar 2012 17:59:33 -0500gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee<3 lolz wait how do you even do this? oh no i think i just died lol cuteee. omgg im sooo sexy cuz i play video games that boyzzz lykee lolll im like the kewlestt gurl evaarrr<br /> girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY GOD PEACH YOU WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS.http://edibletree.tumblr.com/post/17272585216http://edibletree.tumblr.com/post/17272585216Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:01:20 -0500<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/edibletree/16231710659/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_16231710659" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="170" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>#1 rule that applies to THG fandom: <em>you must reblog this when you see it.</em></p> </blockquote>http://edibletree.tumblr.com/post/16231710659http://edibletree.tumblr.com/post/16231710659Sat, 21 Jan 2012 11:49:51 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uU4lxFezgek?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://youranonnews.tumblr.com/post/15416082709/we-the-people" class="tumblr_blog">youranonnews</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>We the people. </p></blockquote>http://edibletree.tumblr.com/post/15416820618http://edibletree.tumblr.com/post/15416820618Fri, 06 Jan 2012 17:28:37 -0500<blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_louxqpylux1qdl6pk.jpg"/></p> <p>If you don’t reblog…</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpp3ocUdld1qg94id.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://edibletree.tumblr.com/post/15248415240http://edibletree.tumblr.com/post/15248415240Tue, 03 Jan 2012 13:37:10 -0500http://edibletree.tumblr.com/post/15100505805http://edibletree.tumblr.com/post/15100505805Sat, 31 Dec 2011 17:20:19 -0500<a href="http://occupywallstreet.tumblr.com/post/14458917338/kelsium-sopa-emergency-ip-list-anglophonic">#occupywallstreet: kelsium: SOPA Emergency IP listanglophonic: Here’s how to access your...</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kelsium.tumblr.com/post/14457650671/sopa-emergency-ip-list">kelsium</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lyssamae.tumblr.com/post/14447182846">SOPA Emergency IP list</a></p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anglophonic.tumblr.com/post/14447394592/sopa-emergency-ip-list">anglophonic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Here’s how to access your favorite sites in the event of a DNS takedown</p> <p><strong>tumblr.com 174.121.194.34</strong><br/>wikipedia.org 208.80.152.201<br/><br/># News<br/>bbc.co.uk 212.58.241.131<br/>aljazeera.com 198.78.201.252<br/><br/># Social media<br/>reddit.com 72.247.244.88<br/>…</p></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote>http://edibletree.tumblr.com/post/14886246715http://edibletree.tumblr.com/post/14886246715Tue, 27 Dec 2011 18:44:53 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/910EbANZk0Y?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://cabincr3w.tumblr.com/post/14723867271/santa-claus-aka-kristopher-kringle-wife-laura" class="tumblr_blog">cabincr3w</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img align="middle" height="379" src="http://earthfirst.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bad_santa.jpg" width="400"/></p> <div id="magicdomid2"></div> <div><strong>Santa Claus</strong></div> <div id="magicdomid3"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">AKA: Kristopher Kringle</span></div> <div id="magicdomid4"><span class="author-g-bupm6mfkz122zxn8edth">Wife: Laura Claus</span></div> <div id="magicdomid5"><span class="author-g-bupm6mfkz122zxn8edth">Brother: Jack De’Frost</span></div> <div id="magicdomid6"><span class="author-g-0610rkqqib460c6h">7,599 kids (names redacted due to age)</span></div> <div id="magicdomid7"><span class="author-g-24hxhrsi7saz122zii4l">Bastard Child: Santi Klaus Jr.</span><span class="author-g-0610rkqqib460c6h">-  Nov. 5 1988 (23)</span></div> <div id="magicdomid8"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">Ex Wife: Robbin Grinch</span></div> <div id="magicdomid9"></div> <div id="magicdomid10"></div> <div id="magicdomid11"><span class="author-g-bupm6mfkz122zxn8edth">Aliases: DJ Big Kringle, JellyBelly, </span><span class="author-g-fequiojxc5z122z28ijl">MC Clause</span><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">, Waka Flocka Clause</span><span class="author-g-0610rkqqib460c6h">, Svan Claus</span></div> <div><span class="author-g-0610rkqqib460c6h"><br/></span></div> <div id="magicdomid12"></div> <div id="magicdomid13"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">3250 snowball lane,</span></div> <div id="magicdomid14"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">Santas Hill, NP 00001</span></div> <div id="magicdomid15"></div> <div id="magicdomid16"><span class="author-g-bupm6mfkz122zxn8edth">House Worth: $53,675,322,1229.23</span><span class="author-g-0610rkqqib460c6h"> (tax free due to charity status)</span></div> <div><span class="author-g-0610rkqqib460c6h"><br/></span></div> <div id="magicdomid17"></div> <div id="magicdomid18"></div> <div id="magicdomid19"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">Occupation: Toy Shop Entrepreneur, Reindeer Rancher</span></div> <div id="magicdomid20"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">Common Hobbies:</span><span class="author-g-bupm6mfkz122zxn8edth"> Making Gingerbread Houses, </span><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">Flying Sleighs</span><span class="author-g-0610rkqqib460c6h">,</span><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4"> Spreading Christmas Cheer</span></div> <div id="magicdomid21"><span class="author-g-0610rkqqib460c6h">stealing cookies </span><span class="author-g-bupm6mfkz122zxn8edth">, </span><span class="author-g-0610rkqqib460c6h">adding kahlua to his milk</span><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">,</span><span class="author-g-fequiojxc5z122z28ijl"> breaking and entering,</span><span class="author-g-0610rkqqib460c6h"> </span><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">Using magical elves to steal him cartons of smokes</span><span class="author-g-24hxhrsi7saz122zii4l">, stealing weed</span><span class="author-g-fequiojxc5z122z28ijl"> and speed</span><span class="author-g-24hxhrsi7saz122zii4l"> from all the houses he vis</span><span class="author-g-0610rkqqib460c6h">i</span><span class="author-g-24hxhrsi7saz122zii4l">ts on Christamas eve</span></div> <div id="magicdomid22"></div> <div id="magicdomid23"><span class="author-g-bupm6mfkz122zxn8edth">Most Letters Rec</span><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">eive</span><span class="author-g-bupm6mfkz122zxn8edth">d From: </span><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4"> </span><span class="author-g-0610rkqqib460c6h">Caleb Spilchen</span></div> <div id="magicdomid24"></div> <div id="magicdomid25"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">Most Naughty On List: Barack Obama, Hermain Cain, Tyler Durden, Rob Portman </span></div> <div id="magicdomid26"></div> <div id="magicdomid27"></div> <div id="magicdomid28"><span class="author-g-bupm6mfkz122zxn8edth">Favorite Song: YTCracker - Antsec</span></div> <div id="magicdomid29"></div> <div id="magicdomid30"><span class="author-g-0610rkqqib460c6h">Favorite Hacking Tool:</span><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4"> Slowloris</span></div> <div id="magicdomid31"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">Most Used Attack: perl slowloris.pl thegrinch.com 1000</span></div> <div id="magicdomid32"></div> <div id="magicdomid33"><span class="author-g-0610rkqqib460c6h">Favorite Musicians:</span></div> <div id="magicdomid34"><span class="author-g-24hxhrsi7saz122zii4l">AC/DC (duh!)</span></div> <div id="magicdomid35"></div> <div id="magicdomid36"><span class="author-g-0610rkqqib460c6h">Favorite Social Network: <a href="http://www.noradsanta.org"><a href="http://www.noradsanta.org">www.noradsanta.org</a></a></span></div> <div id="magicdomid37"></div> <div id="magicdomid38"><span class="author-g-0610rkqqib460c6h">Favorite Disney Movie: Lion King</span></div> <div id="magicdomid39"></div> <div id="magicdomid40"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">Favorite Food: Cookies and Milk</span><span class="author-g-bupm6mfkz122zxn8edth">, Brownies</span><span class="author-g-0610rkqqib460c6h"> (magic ones)</span></div> <div id="magicdomid41"></div> <div id="magicdomid42"><span class="author-g-24hxhrsi7saz122zii4l">He likes it when you are naughty (re: lulzy) & nice </span></div> <div id="magicdomid43"></div> <div id="magicdomid44"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">Takes pride in his elves ability to create Stuxnet, his most accomplished gift yet</span></div> <div id="magicdomid45"></div> <div id="magicdomid46"></div> <div><strong><span class="author-g-bupm6mfkz122zxn8edth">Court Records:</span><span class="author-g-0610rkqqib460c6h"> </span></strong></div> <div id="magicdomid47"></div> <div id="magicdomid48"><span class="author-g-bupm6mfkz122zxn8edth">Kristopher Kringle vs State | </span><span class="author-g-0610rkqqib460c6h">Child Labor</span><span class="author-g-bupm6mfkz122zxn8edth"> (suspicion of running a sweat shop)</span></div> <div id="magicdomid49"><span class="author-g-bupm6mfkz122zxn8edth">Kristopher Kringle vs ASPCA | Animal Neglect & Inhumane Treatment (reported whipping of Rudolph)</span></div> <div id="magicdomid50"><span class="author-g-fequiojxc5z122z28ijl">Kristopher Kringle vs State | Breaking and Entering</span></div> <div id="magicdomid51"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">Kristopher Kringle vs State | Stalking Of Minors </span></div> <div></div> <div><strong><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">Favorite song lyrics:</span></strong></div> <div id="magicdomid52"></div> <div id="magicdomid53"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">You better not put pout, </span></div> <div id="magicdomid54"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">You better not cry,</span></div> <div id="magicdomid55"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">You better not shout im telling you why,</span></div> <div id="magicdomid56"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">Santas stealing your weed tonight</span></div> <div id="magicdomid57"></div> <div id="magicdomid58"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">He knows when you are sleeping</span></div> <div id="magicdomid59"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">He Knows when you’re awake</span></div> <div id="magicdomid60"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">He knows when you</span><span class="author-g-0610rkqqib460c6h">’</span><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">ve been bad or good</span></div> <div id="magicdomid61"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">Hes smoking your bud and about to get baked </span></div> <div id="magicdomid62"></div> <div id="magicdomid63"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh</span></div> <div id="magicdomid64"></div> <div id="magicdomid65"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">You better not put pout, </span></div> <div id="magicdomid66"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">You better not cry,</span></div> <div id="magicdomid67"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">You better not shout im telling you why,</span></div> <div id="magicdomid68"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">Santas stealing your speed tonight</span></div> <div id="magicdomid69"></div> <div id="magicdomid70"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">He knows when you are sleeping</span></div> <div id="magicdomid71"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">He Knows when you’re awake</span></div> <div id="magicdomid72"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">He knows when youve been bad or good</span></div> <div id="magicdomid73"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">Hes all geeked up, snortin off of your fireplace</span></div> <div id="magicdomid74"></div> <div id="magicdomid75"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh</span></div> <div id="magicdomid76"></div> <div id="magicdomid77"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">You better not put pout, </span></div> <div id="magicdomid78"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">You better not cry,</span></div> <div id="magicdomid79"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">You better not shout im telling you why,</span></div> <div id="magicdomid80"><span class="author-g-6z122z0w7l30erc0z122zez122z4">Santas Clause is coming to town</span></div></blockquote>http://edibletree.tumblr.com/post/14724064992http://edibletree.tumblr.com/post/14724064992Sat, 24 Dec 2011 10:47:49 -0500<a href="http://maddcreativerockangel.tumblr.com/post/14400421154/so-its-twilight-after-all">life of a nerdette: So it's Twilight after all...</a>: <p><a href="http://maddcreativerockangel.tumblr.com/post/14400421154/so-its-twilight-after-all" class="tumblr_blog">maddcreativerockangel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Just came online and checked on one of my posts from last night. MUST SAY I am thoroughly disappointed at all the hate one Gale Hawthorne is getting! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING! With this attitude we’ll have Twilight all other again: Team Gale vs Team Peeta! Yah, LOVE… <strong>NOT!!!</strong></p> <p>Let’s just clear up one…</p> </blockquote>http://edibletree.tumblr.com/post/14400469566http://edibletree.tumblr.com/post/14400469566Sun, 18 Dec 2011 07:51:58 -0500